Top 104 Programmer WhatsApp Status (2022)

Hey folks, you are a programmer and you want to change your Whatsapp status? I know, that’s why I compile the best 104 programmer WhatsApp status you will love.

WhatsApp Status for Programmers

  1. My code never has bugs, it just develops random unexpected features.
  2. A programmer is a person who fixed a problem that you don’t know you have, in a way you don’t understand.
  3. If at first you don’t succeed, you must be programmer.
  4. Life would be much easier if I had the source code.
  5. If God is a programmer then there is no confusion Devil is a hacker.
  6. Once you start programming, you no longer have a life.
  7. Eat, Sleep, Code, Repeat.
  8. There’s no place like 127.0.0.1
  9. Being a good programmer is 3% talent & 97% not being distracted by the internet.
  10. My code doesn’t always work, but when it does I don’t know why.
  11. God is real unless declared as integer.
  12. If you want to treat women as objects, do it with class.
  13. I know H.T.M.L (How to Meet Ladies).
  14. Programming is thinking, not typing.
  15. I am a programmer, my job is to make you jobless.
  16. The only people up at 3am are either in love, lonely, drunk or programmer.
  17. Programmer is just a tool which transforms caffeine into code.
  18. Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.
  19. Failure is not an option – it comes bundled with Windows.
  20. Computer games don’t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
  21. Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.
  22. If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
  23. If Python is executable pseudo code, then Perl is executable line noise.
  24. COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
  25. Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity.
  26. To err is human… to really foul up requires the root password.
  27. Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.
  28. Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users ?
  29. Crap… Someone knocked over my recycle bin… There’s icons all over my desktop…”
  30. Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS !
  31. rm -rf /bin/laden
  32. I don’t care if you ARE getting a PhD in it ! Get away from that damn computer and go find a woman !
  33. The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones.
  34. I can’t uninstall it, there seems to be some kind of ‘Uninstall Shield’.
  35. See daddy ? All the keys are in alphabetical order now.
  36. Hey! It compiles! Ship it!
  37. Yo mumma is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.
  38. Windows Vista: It’s like upgrading from Bill Clinton to George W. Bush.
  39. The more I C, the less I see.
  40. Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code.
  41. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
  42. The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.
  43. If brute force doesn’t solve your problems, then you aren’t using enough.
  44. Unix is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are.
  45. Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.
  46. I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly
  47. The world is coming to an end… SAVE YOUR BUFFERS !
  48. If you don’t want to be replaced by a computer, don’t act like one.
  49. Better to be a geek than an idiot.
  50. I went to a gentleman’s cybercafe — and they offered me a ‘laptop dance’.
  51. After Perl everything else is just assembly language.
  52. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
  53. Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail.
  54. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
  55. Helpdesk: There is an icon on your computer labeled “My Computer”. Double click on it. User: What’s your computer doing on mine?
  56. I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing.
  57. If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
  58. Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.
  59. Any fool can use a computer. Many do.
  60. Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
  61. Those who can’t write programs, write help files.
  62. You know you’re a geek when… You try to shoo a fly away from the monitor with your cursor. That just happened to me. It was scary.
  63. Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is.
  64. To iterate is human, to recurse divine.
  65. Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
  66. The sooner you start to code, the longer the program will take.
  67. Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.
  68. Any code of your own that you haven’t looked at for six or more months might as well have been written by someone else.
  69. Life is a programe in that we most know what we have to achieve, and we most take proper decision on particular step to achieve a correct output of life
  70. Wrong decisions in life are like exception/error in programe, we most review the sample code to overcome with that error in next iteration of execution ….
  71. 2b || !2b? (To be or not to be it is the question)
  72. select * from life;
  73. Programs are like women. No matter how much you get mad because of errors . You are always the one who is wrong!!
  74. Don’t try to inherit my class, You cannot handle the exception I throw.
  75. When you code something you execute or you fail. There is no middle ground.
  76. Programming is an art, be the artist.
  77. There are no bugs if you don’t write any code.
  78. They told me Java sucks, I made their lives return null.
  79. Me: I love you.
  80. Girl: I have a boyfriend.
  81. Me: sudo i love you.
  82. Girl: When are we getting married?
  83. Hey girl, without you my world is null;
  84. My wife asked me to open a Jar, I told her to download and install Java. My head is now hurting real bad
  85. Give me a <br/>
  86. while (success!=true) { keepMovingForward(); }
  87. if (you.sad()==true) { sad.stop(); beAwesome(); }
  88. while (true) { problems++; }
  89. while (! ( succeed = try() ) ) ;
  90. while (noSuccess) { tryAgain() ; if(dead) break ; }
  91. Trust Me, I’am Programmer
  92. Think once code twice
  93. If at once you don’t succeed, CODE 😀
  94. There is no place like 127.0.0.1
  95. hello world
  96. /* no comment */
  97. Life has no ctrl+z
  98. < / >
  99. Programmer : An organism that turns caffeine and pizza into software.
  100. There are only 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don’t.
  101. Take a <\br>
  102. God is real unless declared as integer.
  103. Talk is cheap, show me the code.
  104. Eat.Sleep.Code.Repeat

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